As a high school teacher it didn’t take me long long to realize that high school students say some pretty fantastic things. Funny, goofy, awkward, and so purely honest it’s often hard to hold back a chuckle or even a full bellied laugh. These comments are nuggets of gold that can turn a rough day around for me.
Like anyone would do with such a nugget I collect them. These days I jot them down on a scrap of paper and stick them in a pile in a desk drawer to save for when the time is right. However, when I was student teaching 4 years ago, seems like only a blink, I didn’t have my own desk. So these slips ended up stuffed in a pocket and then onto my desk in my college dorm room, and eventually into a box as I hastily packed after graduation.
3 years later I am in the midst of a move going through old boxes. I stumbled upon a mash of old faded paper scraps holding scribbled notes ready to be set free on the world. So, I present you with a handful of treasures from the mouths of students of the class of 2011, freshman at the time, many who will be moving into their own college dorm rooms over the next few weeks.
“I did my homework… I just forgot to write it down.”
“Chicken’s are birds?”
“You know the Hurricane Tracker, I’m like the cell tracker.”
“Ms. [Smith], I’m done! I also just threw up in my mouth for some reason.”
“He’s like real gangsta though”
“Mr. Reid, are you more afraid of Zombies or Vampires?”
Some I remember the context, others I don’t, most of the time it really doesn’t matter. (clearly zombies…fyi)